{"id":42,"date":"2007-12-05T20:53:35","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T18:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dysko.org\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2019-06-30T23:20:25","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T23:20:25","slug":"randka-stefana-stefans-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Nieudana randka \/ The Date that Went Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kilka dni temu odwiedzi\u0142a Stefana przyjaci\u00f3\u0142ka Ania. Ania jest r\u00f3wie\u015bniczk\u0105 Stefana i podobnie jak on jest w po\u0142owie Polk\u0105, ma blond w\u0142osy i niebieskie oczy, i dwa lata, i rzecz jasna bardzo si\u0119 podoba Stefanowi. By\u0142o wi\u0119c przez pewien czas pi\u0119knie i nastrojowo. Stefan pokazywa\u0142 grzecznie swoje najnowsze zabawki, u\u015bmiechaj\u0105c si\u0119 nie\u015bmia\u0142o, a Ania odwzajemnia\u0142a mu si\u0119 od czasu do czasu czaruj\u0105cym spojrzeniem spod spuszczonych powiek. S\u0142owem sielanka.<br \/>\nW pewnym momencie, troszcz\u0105c si\u0119 o przyjemn\u0105 atmosfer\u0119 spotkania, Mary delikatnie zasugerowa\u0142a Stefanowi zmian\u0119 pieluszki. Stefan tak si\u0119 zirytowa\u0142 t\u0105 kompromituj\u0105c\u0105 go uwag\u0105, \u017ce straci\u0142 chwilowo panowanie nad sob\u0105 i w przyp\u0142ywie emocji krzykn\u0105\u0142 na ca\u0142y g\u0142os: \u201ePieluszka NIE! Stefan za du\u017cy!\u201d. U\u0142amek sekundy p\u00f3\u017aniej poka\u017anych rozmiar\u00f3w ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka (na szcz\u0119\u015bcie tylko plastikowa) niczym b\u0142\u0119dny meteoryt przelecia\u0142a w odleg\u0142o\u015bci kilku milimetr\u00f3w od Mary, l\u0105duj\u0105c niefortunnie na g\u0142owie Ani. Co za katastrofalna pomy\u0142ka! Kompromitacja na ca\u0142ym froncie. Co prawda Ania by\u0142a bardzo dzielna i nawet nie zap\u0142aka\u0142a, ale o kontynuowaniu randki nie by\u0142o mowy.<br \/>\nPrzy okazji tego zdarzenia, ku mojemu ca\u0142kowitemu zaskoczeniu, zda\u0142em sobie nagle spraw\u0119 z tego, jak wcze\u015bnie dzieci zaczynaj\u0105 si\u0119 irytowa\u0107 przejawami nadmiernej opieku\u0144czo\u015bci rodzic\u00f3w. Zawsze wydaje im si\u0119, \u017ce wiedz\u0105 lepiej co jest dla nich dobre. Problem w tym, \u017ce rodzice bardzo cz\u0119sto tkwi\u0105 w podobnym przekonaniu \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago Stefan had a visit from his little friend Ania. Ania is also half Polish and is very blonde, and has very blue eyes, and is two years old, and Stefan naturally loves her company. Therefore, it was really nice and cosy for a little moment. Stefan was showing his latest toys and giving Ania a shy look, and she was reciprocating with her gorgeous smile. In short, it was idyllic.<br \/>\nA little later, caring for the nice atmosphere of the meeting, Mary suggested gently to Stefan that it would probably be a good time to change his nappy. Stefan was so embarrassed by this unthoughtful comment that he lost his self-control somewhat. He shouted at the top of his voice: \u201cNappy NO!!! Stefan too big!\u201d and a split of a second later a seizable truck (fortunately only plastic) was hurling through the air like a meteor. It flew past Mary missing the target only by a few millimetres, and to everyone&#8217;s horror, landed on Ania&#8217;s head. What a disastrous mistake, what an embarrassment! Although, Ania was very brave and never cried, the date was over.<br \/>\nI have to admit, it took me by complete surprise how early in life children start being annoyed with patronising comments from their parents. They somehow always seem to know better what is good for them. So do the parents. \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Co ja zrobi\u0142em? \/ What have I done?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dysko.org\/blog\/wp-content\/Img20043b.jpg\" alt=\"Co ja zrobi\u0142em? \/ What have I done?\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kilka dni temu odwiedzi\u0142a Stefana przyjaci\u00f3\u0142ka Ania. Ania jest r\u00f3wie\u015bniczk\u0105 Stefana i podobnie jak on jest w po\u0142owie Polk\u0105, ma blond w\u0142osy i niebieskie oczy, i dwa lata, i rzecz jasna bardzo si\u0119 podoba Stefanowi. 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