{"id":592,"date":"2014-07-02T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T08:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dysko.org\/blog\/?p=592"},"modified":"2019-06-30T18:45:14","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T18:45:14","slug":"joseph-maksymilian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Maksymilian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While all his brothers were fast asleep little Joseph decided it was his best time to be born. How clever! By the time the brothers woke up, got dressed and came to the hospital he was ready to shake their (gigantic looking) hands. A bit scary but gentle, friendly and warm. Apart from the best mama&nbsp;in the world, when you are only 54cm tall and weigh a mere 4060g (9lb), it is quite cool to have five big brothers to look after you.<\/p>\n<p>Podczas gdy wszyscy bracia spali jak sus\u0142y ma\u0142y J\u00f3zek postanowi\u0142 przyj\u015b\u0107 na \u015bwiat. Trzeba przyzna\u0107, \u017ce by\u0142o to bardzo sprytne posuni\u0119cie. Zanim si\u0119 braciszkowie wygrzebali z \u0142\u00f3\u017cek i przybyli do szpitala, J\u00f3zek by\u0142 ju\u017c gotowy, aby u\u015bcisn\u0105\u0107 ich (gigantycznie wygl\u0105daj\u0105ce) d\u0142onie. Budz\u0105 one co prawd\u0105 groz\u0119, ale s\u0105 opieku\u0144cze i ciep\u0142e. Poza najwspanialsz\u0105 mam\u0105 na \u015bwiecie, gdy si\u0119 wa\u017cy jedynie 4060g, i ma si\u0119 niespe\u0142na 54cm wzrostu, posiadanie pi\u0119ciu starszych braci jest rzecz\u0105 nie do pogardzenia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dysko.org\/blog\/wp-content\/Jozek_600.jpg\" alt=\"Joseph Maksymilian\" width=\"414\" height=\"600\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While all his brothers were fast asleep little Joseph decided it was his best time to be born. How clever! By the time the brothers woke up, got dressed and came to the hospital he was ready to shake their &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/?p=592\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":882,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dysko.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}